do you only pretend, to spare me the pain of looking stupid?

I'm not a cruel person. Really, I'm not. At least, I try very very hard not to be a cruel person. Assertions of my mean nature notwithstanding.

It's just that I would like to have you feel, for a little while, exactly what I feel every time I come here and wait around for...things. I do.

Not long, no. For a mere ten minutes, for example.

Hmmm. Perhaps I am cruel.

How can you not know?